Being SINGLE is sometimes a choice people make in their Life,
Here are the signs it’s time to cross over and finally admit that you should be single and proud!
1. You spend Money on Yourself.You didn’t sit in front of a computer for 40 hours this week just to watch someone else eat a lobster when it’s not even the season
Same goes for the presents that you know will find a lovely home in the back of the closet. Save your money for when you want to spend it on someone really, really special. Like yourself.
2. You’re Attracted By Many.
You didn’t sit in front of a computer for 40 hours this week just to watch someone else eat a lobster when it’s not even the season.
Same goes for the presents that you know will find a lovely home in the back of the closet. Save your money for when you want to spend it on someone really, really special. Like yourself.
3. You do what You want Anytime.
You’re just not ready to give up peeing in the shower for someone else to join you in it (but really, has that ever stopped you?). If your potential partner knew how much you love drinking straight from the carton, he’d think twice about the murky cereal milk.
4. You careless About Other people opinion.
You don’t like conferring with someone else before you make a decision — your science lab partner can attest to this fact.
You don’t need a secondary opinion to validate your choices, like if you want to get into that sketchy limo on a rainy day, you will! And you definitely don’t care what people have to say about you being single, so you might as well keep on embracing it.
5. Its All About Yourself. Being wickedly inappropriate is your specialty and one of the rare things you excel at. Dancing like you’re going to injure yourself.
Walking around with your skirt tucked into your panties. You’re not about to let all that go just to have someone cuddle you in bed. You’ve got a body pillow that will do just fine.
6. You Go out whenever You want.
Winter is over, which means it’s time to break out of hibernation and resume your social life and outdoor happy hours again.
Having a boyfriend was pretty clutch for the cold, snowy nights when all you wanted to do was cuddle and binge on chocolate-covered almonds. Now that the season has changed, so have your dating habits. Time to bloom, bish.
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